Chillin' With the Homies After Our Big Day

Just hanging out with the crew, having a few bevvies, y'know, maybe a little weed. Nothing too wild. We'll probably fire up the Weber, cook some burgers and dogs. Throw the frisbee around.

We deserve this time to decompress, so let's put on some good tunes, for good friends having good times. Everyone grab a folding chair, we can sit in the yard and watch the sun go down and relax.

Because there's no better way to celebrate the completion of an important group project than to gather the whole team together to share some food, raise a glass, and toast to another human sacrifice well done.

It's been a rough week, and a lot of us haven't had a full night's sleep since this whole thing began. We've put in long hours and done a lot of heavy lifting, but it really is all worth it when the Dark Lord finds our offerings to His liking.

We might even get a little crazy after dark and bust out the beer pong table, depending on how early everybody has to get up for work in the morning. We're not as young as we used to be, and there was a lot more blood to clean up this time than usual, but hopefully we can get a few games in if everyone's not too tired.

Take pride in what we accomplished here today. Not everyone has the discipline and dedication it takes to concoct and successfully execute a plan to lure an innocent person into a trap that leads to their violent death at the altar of the Wicked One Who Rules Us All.

We are Satan's Chosen for a reason. Never forget that. Here's to us.