The Derelict Press

When the going gets weird, the weird write blogs

by robbwitmer @robbwitmer.info

Trump’s Heaven Application

You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take

November 21, 2025


“SpermCommand” Group Chat Revealed!

Confidential discussions at the highest levels of government

November 19, 2025


Leaked Transcript: 'Cheese Or Noodle' featuring JD Vance

The humiliating game show debut of the future vice president

October 30, 2025


When the going gets weird, the weird write blogs

What is The Derelict Press?? Good question

October 18, 2025