being stupid must be so awesome

it used to be that the only benefit of Being Stupid was you didn't have to care about what was going on in the world because you were too busy Being Stupid to understand anything, but now Being Stupid is the only surefire path to runaway success

it's not fair that when Gestapo Guy and all his friends told me we had to make Gestapo Guy president for life to save the country they didn't tell me that he was going to do a Gestapo. you shouldn't be allowed to do that to somebody whose job is Being Stupid

incredible things happening down at the Being Stupid factory

with the merger of these two companies we are finally pushing the boundaries of Being Stupid to the edge of Space itself

the next step is to merge all of it with Tesla so we can create what we long thought to be impossible: Voltron, but for Being Stupid

we’re reaching levels of Being Stupid nobody ever thought possible, a truly heroic dose

I think it’s a real problem that all of our prominent idiots have figured out there’s no functional difference between Being Stupid and Doing Business

we’re building rainbow factories on Venus that shoot fully-erect unicorns to every household on earth. we don’t have a projection for when this project will be finished, or even started, but it costs $10 trillion, we need all the money right away, and the name of the company is Fake Business

the odds that this project will be successful are long and getting longer by the day, so don’t miss out on the opportunity to hedge your investment in Fake Business LLC by making a large wager against it, which we would be more than happy to handle for you at our in-house prediction market

I keep saying that Being Stupid is the only path to success nowadays and people keep telling me that’s wrong and that Being Stupid is bad, but then my Theory Of Being Stupid gets proven correct over and over again. I personally think that Being Stupid should NOT be rewarded

at Being Stupid Industries, we believe that the true power of Ai is that it brings the functional cost of Being Stupid down to zero, as long as you (correctly) factor out the massive costs, and since Being Stupid is the most powerful force in the universe (proven) we will be in a unique position to

Ezra Klein: Elon Musk Is Being Stupid The Right Way

I’m turning my Theory of Being Stupid into an educational series called Being Stupid University that teaches you how to use the Power of Being Stupid to achieve your goals & conquer your dreams. it’s 100% a scam, but that only makes it an even Stupider decision to join, which increases its value 5x

Being Stupid University is a school you can join — no admission process required!! Simply bind together at least $1300 in cash using twine or rubber bands, put it in a business-sized envelope, and mail it to Being Stupid University, PO Box 8008 (easy to remember, looks like “BOOBS”) and you’re in!!

*PO Box 80085 Making Stupid mistakes is how I ascended to the role of President & Chancellor of Being Stupid University in the first place. This kind of success can be yours if you’re brave enough to do the Stupid thing and send us $2600 through the mail (price recently adjusted for demand)

incredible. somehow Being Stupid grows more powerful every day

more and more people are discovering the power of Being Stupid every day

everyone knows spacex isn't worth $1.75T. what this filing presupposes is... maybe it is?

Eli Cash would have been an absolute dynamo in the Being Stupid economy as a builder disrupting literature by innovating vibe-coded agentic multimodal Ai publishing tools that can do the work of "maybe he didn't?" for you

it was only a matter of time before Being Stupid became not just a path to success, but official policy

one of the things that makes Jd vance such an off-putting loser is that he spent decades crafting his Smart Guy Actually persona before realizing that Being Stupid is the only way to advance in republican politics, and now he’s caught in that liminal space like the bad guys from that Superman movie

Joe Rogan currently firing up the Being Stupid machine like one of those bongs that takes three people with butane torches to operate

preparing for my presentation to the board of education tomorrow!

happy to report that everyone at the meeting was blown away by how Stupid all of my ideas are, many said they had never witnessed anyone Being Stupid as much as I was Being Stupid this morning, and now we have accreditation & the state is funding our budget “up to and including a bajillion dollars”

you think you're being so smart by not Being Stupid, but nothing could be further from the truth. don't let the world pass you by. start Being Stupid now, join today!