The Derelict Press

When the going gets weird, the weird write blogs

Space Pipes LLC: Piping the Universe

For immediate release

April 23, 2026

Space Pipes LLC: Piping the Universe

Being Stupid™ University — Introductory Syllabus

Empowering the future through education or something

March 02, 2026

Being Stupid™ University — Introductory Syllabus

Trump’s Heaven Application

You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take

November 21, 2025

Trump’s Heaven Application

“SpermCommand” Group Chat Revealed!

Confidential discussions at the highest levels of government

November 19, 2025

“SpermCommand” Group Chat Revealed!

Leaked Transcript: 'Cheese Or Noodle' featuring JD Vance

The humiliating game show debut of the future vice president

October 30, 2025

Leaked Transcript: 'Cheese Or Noodle' featuring JD Vance

When the going gets weird, the weird write blogs

What is The Derelict Press?? Good question

October 18, 2025

When the going gets weird, the weird write blogs