Chillin' With the Homies After Our Big Day

Chillin' With the Homies After Our Big Day

We need to blow off some steam

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Knight Rides Again

A shadowy flight into the dangerous world of a man who does not exist

Robb Witmer
Jun 22
Knight Rides Again

Space Pipes LLC: Piping the Universe

For immediate release

Robb Witmer
Apr 23
Space Pipes LLC: Piping the Universe

Trump’s Heaven Application

You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take

Robb Witmer
Nov 21 '25
Trump’s Heaven Application

“SpermCommand” Group Chat Revealed!

Confidential discussions at the highest levels of government

Robb Witmer
Nov 19 '25
“SpermCommand” Group Chat Revealed!

Leaked Transcript: 'Cheese Or Noodle' featuring JD Vance

The humiliating game show debut of the future vice president

Robb Witmer
Oct 30 '25
Leaked Transcript: 'Cheese Or Noodle' featuring JD Vance

When the going gets weird, the weird write blogs

What is The Derelict Press?? Good question

Robb Witmer
Oct 18 '25
When the going gets weird, the weird write blogs

The Derelict Press

When the going gets weird, the weird write blogs